A little humor for your Monday:

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ~ Albert Einstein

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ~ Steve Martin

“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” ~ Woody Allen

“Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?” ~ Terry Johnson

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.” ~ Albert Einstein

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” ~ Laurence J. Peter

“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” ~ Woody Allen

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